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now i'm back in ORD, savoring the rewards due the conquering hero: stella artois. in other news, nerds are already lining up for our plane.

in closing, 40-somethings joking out loud in an airport chili's about ordering small bras and large panties from victoria's secret creep me out entirely.

disclaimer: this post is being posted post-exposition due to technical difficulties accessing the SSID: "concourse" wireless network in chicago o'hare international airport at the original time of entry.

addendum: on the last leg home there was observed a taxicab driving on the freeway at 9:45pm without headlights, but never fear! he had his hazard lights on...