fearmongering

one of my coworkers was in a super bad car wreck way back before i knew her. unfortunately for her, she still has a lot of back problems and is occasionally stuck in bed for a few days with back spasms and can't turn her head and stuff like that...

she's out right now, in fact, and coincidentally another of my coworkers woke up with a very stiff neck this morning. it got worse throughout the day so she decided to go home.

while discussing her decision with our (supportive) boss, i stopped by and mentioned that i just remembered hearing that having a stiff neck was a symptom of rabies. she believed me for a second and i don't think i've ever seen eyes that big.

laugh out loud.

the pros and cons of electric blankets

electric blankets are great because they make your wife happy and everybody loves a happy wife.

electric blankets suck because they make it so that both sides of the pillow are warm.

hey, guys, remember: