Wednesday, January 11, 2006

puke

this morning as my train was leaving macarthur station, i saw this guy on the other side of the platform vomiting onto the tracks. no one was within 40 feet of him and he was outputting an impressive volume in multiple heaves. the weird part was he wasn't doubled-over like most people i've seen retching forcefully, he was just kind of leaning over like he was checking out something weird down in the middle of the track grime.

speaking of vomit, last night my wife received a dvd copy of the pirate movie as payment for hemming george's jeans. this was easily the worst piece of crap i have ever endured. it said on the box that "fans have been clamoring for a dvd of this movie by the academy award-nominated director of those magnificent men and their flying machines," or something like that. those fans should be punched in the face.

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