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in my meeting this morning i took some great notes. i drew a toilet and some lame bubble letters that instructed anyone who cared to look at my notepad to SUCK ON MY DONG. how very inappropriate.

right now i'm drinking MOUNTAIN DEW - SAME DEW|NEW VIEW. i wonder if the kids these days still perpetuate that legend about it killin your seed. apparently this is the male reproductive system post. we'll have to slap a PG-13 on this one and call it a day...