kia optima review

this car was a mixed bag. when i first got in, i saw this:



shrieked like a little girl, and jumped out of the car to grab my iphone and USB cable from my bag in the trunk. i hopped back in, plugged it in and was thoroughly disappointed to see the phone's charging screen flicker on and off rapidly until the radio's screen said something about not able to recognize blah blah. major bummer.

until i realized it had a fully operational death star satellite radio. i tuned that puppy in to liquid metal and proceeded to enjoy every moment in the vehicle from then on.

otherwise, it handles fine, the dashboard sucks and it is aesthetically utterly unremarkable. 3 out of 5 stars.

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i made some art this morning. i call it "le chat blanc."