Tuesday, September 02, 2008

two stupid things

the long weekend afforded opportunity to witness a pair of events whose stupidity shall not pass unmarked. the first was performed by none other than myself, in underpants, for 13 hours. i woke up saturday morning thinking i'd put in an hour or two with BioShock to see what could be accomplished and ended up moving from the middle of our couch only to evacuate and/or make another peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

seriously though, it's a great game.

the second occurred at whole foods on monday morning. i watched a woman walk away from her sparsely loaded cart and to the opposite end of the aisle while her very large, very visible keychain (including late model BMW car key fob) sat unprotected in the small stuff/babyseat compartment. i was of a mind to take those keys and give them to lost and found but spousal admonition prevented that object lesson in responsibility from bearing fruit in the subject's life.

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