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this cat was lookin' like brian austin green in oversized-cream-colored-cable-knit sweater, skinny beard, short-fade-gelled-up hair, lightly-mirrored-euro-sunglasses and smoking a marlboro light. i think if i saw him pull up to a club in that silver jetta with that license plate, pop the trunk to grab a crate of records, flick his cigarette butt in the gutter and handshake/hug the bouncer before walking in, i might actually die from the overwhelming lack of irony.


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