soft rock = eternal suffering

soft rock is the most depressing miasma humankind has ever unleashed upon itself. a small sampling of places YOU could be attacked by soft rock:

•the dentist
•the boyfriend couch in most shops in the mall
•the rental car desk in milwaukee after arriving at night, alone, in the freezing cold

unrelateditionally, those saturn ads where they have people saying "that's a saturn?" are freaking perfect, i've done that, like, three or four times in the last month or so. the new look for their fleet is a major step up.

3pic pr3zz ch3xxor pix FTW!