happy halloween

steph made me watch The Worst Witch tonight. all i have to say about it is the following:

you can vote however you like

and that is why america is still an awesome place to live.

oh, look

additional pointless weblog postings can be found here.

please note my first contribution, regarding numbers.

pro tip:

the burger king oreo sundae shake is NOT an acceptable alternative to real ice cream.

the best bottle of all time

i got mine at BevMo.



more on crystal head vodka. big up george of the colburns for awakening my consciousness to this opportunity.

go on...

buy a shirt:

aaaaaaawwwww...

i love you too, spambot...

ZIP IT!

watching the latest presidential debate i was struck by two things:

thing the first: politicians can't stand restrictions being placed on how long they are allowed to disgorge words from their mouths. neither of them could even answer the "yes or no" question with fewer than 74 trillion words.

thing the second: my friends, senator mccain, my friends, exhibits an exotic and new, my friends, type of tourette syndrome, my friends.