Sunday, January 29, 2006

¡mira a estes fotografias magnificos!

the best clothes in the entire universe (designed by tokyo1 founder and texas hold 'em expert jarrett reynolds) are finally available for purchase:

if you don't go buy them and wear them you are probably stupid.

they're called splits and i hope you can figure out the nearly limitless potential for disgusting sickness in your wardrobe. get them at niketown. SPLITS!!!

this saturday a dude from new zealand came to crash at our pad for a few days before heading to mammoth for 10 weeks of wintry joy. here's that dude, i mean, david:


lastly, my cat and i are buddies:

he's cool.

Friday, January 27, 2006

nothing is happening

there is no reason whatsoever for me to be typing in this text entry field at this precise moment. there is nothing to make fun of, no shining examples of human stupidity to document, no great triumphs of the human mind, soul or heart over the endless grinding existence we all endure in hopes of facilitating freedom through the twin escape pods of money and free time... i'm not entirely sure that sentence actually holds information. it was almost like listening to a software salesman talk to you about mission-critical, project-oriented, synergistic enterprise solutions.

boredom breeds bad blogging.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Sunday, January 22, 2006

i love you too

bradford versus the answering machine, for your intense listening pleasure, can be found here.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

the fight for this fish is a fight to the death

working all day in a cubicle can be fairly emasculating, that's why i recommend the stirring works of Mastodon to help focus that pent-up rage and provide a reassuring viscerality to your state of mind during the endless psychic torture that is contemporary coporate employment.
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail

This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye

White whale - holy grail
(taken from Blood and Thunder on the album Leviathan, inspired by Moby Dick. if you don't go buy it and listen to it until your ears bleed, you're missing out on a real humdinger of a time.)

revenge IS sweet

this article is so freaking rad.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

mission critical synergy enterprise point man project-oriented due diligence on your plate

in my meeting this morning i took some great notes. i drew a toilet and some lame bubble letters that instructed anyone who cared to look at my notepad to SUCK ON MY DONG. how very inappropriate.

right now i'm drinking MOUNTAIN DEW - SAME DEW|NEW VIEW. i wonder if the kids these days still perpetuate that legend about it killin your seed. apparently this is the male reproductive system post. we'll have to slap a PG-13 on this one and call it a day...

Friday, January 13, 2006

goodness gracious

i am absolutely heartbroken that the san jose earthquakes are no more, doubly so now that i'll never get to wear one of these (from worldsoccerweekly.com) when they're playing the galaxy:

macworld

i went to macworld this morning. there was enough ipod crap there to cover the planet two feet deep in multi-colored silicone ipod sheaths. i didn't get to mess with either of the new macintel boxes because there was a mighty throng of sweaty geeks pressing up to those that were on display like so many suckling pigs that i could not be bothered to enter the fray.

probably the most noticeable thing was the increase in the booth babe population. traditionally, the macworld booths are manned by middle-aged men who are just as obsessive and awkward as the average macaddict. this year, to complement the fashion hype generated by the ipod, there were bonafide babes with flirty skirts and sassy stiletto boots scattered throughout the expo floor beckoning to the shy geeks to come thither and sample their wares. top prize goes to extreme mac who had chicks on treadmills to demonstrate the superiority of their ipod workout armband.

i actually did some work too. met the fine people of group logic to demo and discuss their file transfer system, mass transit, as a potential replacement for our current wam!net boxes.

funny:

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

pspness

i am doing this one from my psp because i am a bigger dork than you.

puke

this morning as my train was leaving macarthur station, i saw this guy on the other side of the platform vomiting onto the tracks. no one was within 40 feet of him and he was outputting an impressive volume in multiple heaves. the weird part was he wasn't doubled-over like most people i've seen retching forcefully, he was just kind of leaning over like he was checking out something weird down in the middle of the track grime.

speaking of vomit, last night my wife received a dvd copy of the pirate movie as payment for hemming george's jeans. this was easily the worst piece of crap i have ever endured. it said on the box that "fans have been clamoring for a dvd of this movie by the academy award-nominated director of those magnificent men and their flying machines," or something like that. those fans should be punched in the face.

Friday, January 06, 2006

public service announcement

eff why eye

this is why i have a blog.

go buy Vex'd - Degenerate. that is all.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

talkin bout it

BLARGGING

here is my first entry into the entirely creepy cultural phenomenon known as weblogging. nobody really should be doing this as most of us don't give a fat, flying monkey's what the rest of you ate for breakfast, did with or to your ex last night or what terrible band you think is the sonic salvation of our meaningless lives.

i want to get dubs for my ranger now: